The hills // Let’s just state the obvious and get it out of the way. Running in San Francisco is the equivalent of what I like to call “urban alpinism.” A lot of people have designated hill workouts for the specific purpose of conditioning. However, if you run in the City by the Bay, you very quickly learn that every workout is an inadvertent high-intensity session. There’s simply no way to exit your front door and not be going uphill, regardless of direction. Say hello to some buns, hun, because your ass is guaranteed to start looking like Kim K. on the cover of Paper mag. In fact, running on flat land actually feels like you’re going downhill, you’re so accustomed to ascending to high, ear-popping elevations on a nightly basis. Suffice it to say, SF runners wear a badge of honor that very few cities offer: nonstop hills that make you wonder if you’re, in fact, an endurance athlete or actually just a mountaineer.
The vistas // I must clarify: I’m not complaining that SF is a drop-dead gorgeous city full of spectacular views around every corner. That’s the bone it throws us for all those hills she makes us climb. However, all these beautiful vistas make it very difficult to concentrate on runs. You’re trying to set a pace and really get in the zone, yet you’re constantly tempted by endless photo opportunities of the bay, the fog, the ocean, the mountains, the street art, and the list goes on. You find yourself asking, “Should I keep going or should I snap ~6 photos of Ocean Beach till I get the right one to Instagram?” I know, I know. San Francisco is an embarrassment of ridiculously good-looking riches, but it just ain’t easy livin’ in such a photogenic city when you’re trying to get those miles in.
The wildlife // Running at night in Boston, it wasn’t totally unusual to accidentally trip over the occasional mouse and/or rat. Now, I don’t know if it’s San Francisco’s location perched on a wobbly peninsula in the Wild West or what, but the amount of woodland creatures I see on any given night is kinda hard to explain. Coyotes, raccoons, skunks.. am I in a major American metropolis or guest-starring on a rustic Animal Planet series? Of course, I’m basically begging to run into these animals given the late-night hours during which I run, but I can’t say I love coming face-to-face with Wile. E. Coyote down by the deserted beach where, if he bites me, there’s not another soul on the planet to hear my screams. Let’s be real: if I wanted to see all these furry faces, I would’ve bought a zoo with Matt Damon.
The happy hours // San Francisco is a vibrant city full of successful, single people. And successful, single San Franciscans love to mingle at happy hour (or as we love to call it, “HH”). Suffice it to say, it’s never easy to lace up and sweat through grueling mile after grueling mile knowing your friends are perched on a patio, libating in the sun at the same rate you’re sucking down those God-awful GU Energy Gels. When the weather’s always nice and the drinks are always flowing and the city’s young professionals are always looking to get weird with each other, SF’s social temptations make commitment to running all the more challenging. (Editor’s Note: This conundrum may or may not have contributed to more than one “buzzed” run that immediately left the writer contemplating whether or not she had a “problem.”)
The weather // Look, I’m a Boston girl and I’ve trained for a race in the dead of winter back East. Therefore, I’m very reluctant to complain about San Francisco’s weather. Boston runners, I’ll say it now and I’ll say it proud: YOU HAVE IT WAY WORSE. I know this. I’ve lived it. But while you’re dealing with the Polar Vortex, here in San Francisco, we’ve got to worry about microclimates. These unpredictable pockets of weather, assorted by neighborhood thanks to SF’s hilly topography, make it very difficult to plan a long-distance workouts. As runners, we like to go in prepared. We dress for the weather, protect our gear if we know there’ll be rain, and generally equip ourselves for the very literal long haul. However, when your temperature’s guaranteed to fluctuate 20 degrees from neighborhood to neighborhood, this becomes a pretty big hassle. Not to mention the fog – especially that pea-soup-kinda-fog that makes visibility so poor, you’re just asking to get hit by a car. While I may not be dying from hypothermia when I lace up in SF, I’m sure as hell underdressed, overdressed, or just generally floundering in so many rapid-fire climate changes, I look like I’m being swallowed by a fancy iPhone “hyper lapse.” Or maybe just wandering around inside a Kanye West music video.